Porcupinos Non Sodomy Est
"I believe you find life such a problem because you think there are the good people and the bad people. You are wrong, of course. There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides."
- Lord Havelock Vetinari
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Me
Speak softly and employ a huge man with a crowbar.
- Going Postal - Terry Pratchett (2004)
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am i a good man?

am i a good man?

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It wasn’t that [Vimes] wore bad clothes. He just seemed to generate an internal scruffiness field. The man could rumple a helmet.
- The Truth, Terry Pratchett, 2000. (via mzminola)
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waldafrey:

Game of Thrones Meme: Five houses {2/5}

House Baratheon

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tolkienianos:

May we take sometime today to remember the author who proved to all that fantasy is not only escapism, but an inherent and vital part of the human being. To the man, whose stories were always a light to me in dark places, thank you.

- Talytha

(if you know the credits to the last painting, send me please)

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Tagged as: #J. R. R. Tolkien 
The duke had a mind that ticked like a clock and, like a clock, it regularly went cuckoo.
- Terry Pratchett (Wyrd Sisters)
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She had been denied too often in her time. Her name was Shireen. She would be ten on her next name day, and she was the saddest child that Maester Cressen had ever known.

1 hour ago | J | 159 notes

I will go there
And back again

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clara oswald: i travel with the doctor once a week
fandom: her life revolves around the doctor
clara oswald: i don't walk out on the people i care about
fandom: her life revolves around the doctor
clara oswald: i travel because i'm adventurous like my mother
fandom: her life revolves around the doctor
clara oswald: i became a teacher
fandom: her life revolves around the doctor
clara oswald: i haven't seen the doctor in three weeks
fandom: her life revolves around the doctor
clara oswald: the doctor's just a hobby
fandom: her life revolves around the doctor
clara oswald: literally fuck yall
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queenrhaenyra:

→ V E N G E A N C E

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And the hard way’s pretty hard but not so hard as the easy way.
- Granny Weatherwax, Lords and Ladies by Terry Pratchett (via spectrealafete)
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Sansa Stark Appreciation Week: Day 5 → One scene
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You asked me if you’re a good man and the answer is…I don’t know.
But you try to be and I think that’s probably the point.

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umnachtung:

A quick sketch of Nobby because i like Nobby.

umnachtung:

A quick sketch of Nobby because i like Nobby.

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'Please pay attention. I am a reformed vampire, which is to say, I am a bundle of suppressed instincts held together with spit and coffee. It would be wrong to say that violent, tearing carnage does not come easily to me. It's not tearing your throats out that doesn't come easily to me. Please don't make it any harder.'
-  - Maladict (Monstrous Regiment)  (via into-the-violence)
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