Porcupinos Non Sodomy Est
"I believe you find life such a problem because you think there are the good people and the bad people. You are wrong, of course. There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides."
- Lord Havelock Vetinari
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I’m Mad Al, he’s Sane Alex, and that’s Adrian, who says he’s not mad but can’t prove it.
- Mad Al, Going Postal, Terry Pratchett, 2004 (via mzminola)
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AMY'S ALPHABET: A-D | E-H | I-L | M-P | Q-T | U-W | X-Z (insp)
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justinmassey:

GoT MEME: Stannis Baratheon Relationships
↳ Stannis and Davos - Season 4

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And then Jack chopped down what was the world’s last beanstalk, adding murder and ecological terrorism to the theft, enticement, and trespass charges already mentioned, and all the giant’s children didn’t have a daddy anymore. But he got away with it and lived happily ever after, without so much as a guilty twinge about what he had done…which proves that you can be excused for just about anything if you are a hero, because no one asks inconvenient questions.
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Susan Sto Helit, Hogfather

(Sentences like this are the reason why Susan is my spirit animal)

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make me choose: alikat7 and anonymous asked jon snow or robb stark

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agelessdaughter:

the eleventh tribute → [1/4] relationships → the tardis & her thief

"It’s always you and her, isn’t it? Long after the rest of us have gone. A boy and his box, off to see the universe."

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twin-city-ankh-and-morpork:

(x) Moist von Lipwig in Terry Pratchett’s Going Postal

twin-city-ankh-and-morpork:

(x) Moist von Lipwig in Terry Pratchett’s Going Postal

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hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy:

The sofa bobbed this way and that and seemed simultaneously to be as solid as the trees as it drifted past some of them and hazy as a billowing dream as it floated like a ghost through others. 
Ford and Arthur pounded chaotically after it, but it dodged and weaved as if following its own complex mathematical topography, which it was. Still they pursued, still it danced and span, and suddenly turned and dipped as if crossing the lip of a catastrophe graph, and they were practically on top of it. With a heave and a shout they leapt on it, the sun winked out, they fell through a sickening nothingness, and emerged unexpectedly in the middle of the pitch at Lord’s Cricket Ground, St John’s Wood, London, towards the end of the last Test Match of the Australian Series in the year 198-, with England needing only twenty-eight runs to win.
Art by Jonathan Burton

hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy:

The sofa bobbed this way and that and seemed simultaneously to be as solid as the trees as it drifted past some of them and hazy as a billowing dream as it floated like a ghost through others.

Ford and Arthur pounded chaotically after it, but it dodged and weaved as if following its own complex mathematical topography, which it was. Still they pursued, still it danced and span, and suddenly turned and dipped as if crossing the lip of a catastrophe graph, and they were practically on top of it. With a heave and a shout they leapt on it, the sun winked out, they fell through a sickening nothingness, and emerged unexpectedly in the middle of the pitch at Lord’s Cricket Ground, St John’s Wood, London, towards the end of the last Test Match of the Australian Series in the year 198-, with England needing only twenty-eight runs to win.

Art by Jonathan Burton

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Vimes saluted. Then he turned about, and marched out of the room. He closed the door carefully, so that there was barely a click.

The Patrician heard him thump the wall outside. Vimes wasn’t aware, but there were a number of barely perceptible dents in the wall outside the Oblong Office, their depths corresponding to his emotional state at the time.

By the sound of it, this one would need the services of a plasterer.

- Men at Arms, Terry Pratchett (via cerulean-vulpine)
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Stannis Baratheon being a badass in 2x09 - Blackwater

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chechula:

Lord Vetinari vs crossword in Ankh-Morpork times for Sepia-Mortis :3

chechula:

Lord Vetinari vs crossword in Ankh-Morpork times for Sepia-Mortis :3

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Tully men did not surrender easily, no matter the odds

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