Porcupinos Non Sodomy Est

"I believe you find life such a problem because you think there are the good people and the bad people. You are wrong, of course. There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides."
- Terry Pratchett
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'But it would appear, regrettably, that by giving our friend the relaxed and hopeful attitude to life of, not to put too fine a point on it, a turnip, you have also given him the artistic abilities of, and I have no hesitation in using the term again, a turnip.'
- Terry Pratchett, Making Money (via witharthurkirkland)
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it’s alright, it’s alright

it’s alright, it’s alright

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Lord Vetinari by habit rose so early that bedtime was merely an excuse to change his clothes.
- Terry Pratchet, “The Truth
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“Don’t touch me,” she said, wrenching away. It should not have hurt, yet it did, more than any slap. Red-faced, as angry as she was grief-stricken, Cersei struggled for breath. “Don’t look at me, not …not like this…not you.”

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Twelfth Doctor + chalk

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Tiffany stood there, while the wind blew over the turf and sheep bells clonked in the distance.
‘I’ve got …’ She cleared her throat. ‘I’ve got to go away. I … I’ve got to learn proper witching, and there’s no one here now to teach me, you see. I’ve got to … to look after the hills like you did. I can … do things but I don’t know things, and Miss Tick says what you don’t know can kill you. I want to be as good as you were. I will come back! I will come back soon! I promise I will come back, better than I went!’
- Terry Pratchett, A Hat Full of Sky (via 3parts)
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trinketsinthegrotto:

king: an easy word to say, and easy word to like.

trinketsinthegrotto:

king: an easy word to say, and easy word to like.

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#joffrey being a seemingly good guy out of context #part 2
(asked by anon)

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aretsuna:

Seeing a talented and well known actor casted as one of my favourite characters in not so known movie adaptation of my favourite book… Well Charles Dance just get +10 points in my opinion. 

And let’s be honest: his Vetinari is just perfect.

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Listen… This is just a dream. But very clever people can hear dreams, so please, just listen. I know you’re afraid, but being afraid is alright. Because didn’t anyone ever tell you? Fear is a superpower. Fear can make you faster and cleverer and stronger. 

And one day you’re going to come back to this barn and on that day you’re going to be very afraid indeed. But that’s okay, because if you’re very wise and very strong, fear doesn’t have to make you cruel or cowardly. Fear can make you kind.

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wandamaxmoff:

"Why the oldest son, and not the best-fitted? The crown will suit me, as it never suited Robert and would not suit Stannis"

get to know me meme — {1/10} Favourite Male Characters: Renly Baratheon

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aretsuna:


‘Can I not?’ said Vetinari.  ‘I am a tyrant.  It’s what we do.’ 

-Terry Pratchett, Going Postal
Quintessence of Lord Havelock Vetinari and his style of ruling.

aretsuna:

‘Can I not?’ said Vetinari.  ‘I am a tyrant.  It’s what we do.’ 

-Terry Pratchett, Going Postal

Quintessence of Lord Havelock Vetinari and his style of ruling.

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