Porcupinos Non Sodomy Est
"I believe you find life such a problem because you think there are the good people and the bad people. You are wrong, of course. There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides."
- Lord Havelock Vetinari
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 “Ghost,” he whispered. Pain washed over him. Stick them with the pointy end. When the third dagger took him between the shoulder blades, he gave a grunt and fell face-first into the snow. He never felt the fourth knife. Only the cold…

 “Ghost,” he whispered. Pain washed over him. Stick them with the pointy end. When the third dagger took him between the shoulder blades, he gave a grunt and fell face-first into the snow. He never felt the fourth knife. Only the cold…

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People don’t alter history any more than birds alter the sky, they just make brief patterns in it.
- Terry Pratchett (via tectusregis)
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Leonard McCoy

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He had read somewhere in the scrolls that they owed him fealty, whatever that was. It sounded like a kind of porridge.
- Terry Pratchett, Raising Steam (via the-alchemist-guild)
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skyrim locations - palace of the kings

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You’ll be fine, my lady. You are stronger than you think.

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hellchesters:

And the silence will fall.

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It is a well-known fact that warriors and wizards do not get along, because one side considers the other side to be a collection of bloodthirsty idiots who can’t walk and think at the same time, while the other side is naturally suspicious of a body of men who mumble a lot and wear long dresses.
- Terry Pratchett, The Light Fantastic (via discworldquotes)
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m o r e, give me more, give me more.

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[The druid], to Rincewind’s mild surprise, was quite young; he supposed here had to be such things as young druids, theoretically, it was just that he had never imagined them.
- The Light Fantastic (via fuckyeahrincewind)
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ibeggedformercytwice:

ibeggedformercytwice:

My medieval servant boy has gone missing. I’ll just use Google to see if I can find him.

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Oh bother.

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Tagged as: #XD #Puns 

There is no life in the void. Only death.

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