Porcupinos Non Sodomy Est
"I believe you find life such a problem because you think there are the good people and the bad people. You are wrong, of course. There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides."
- Lord Havelock Vetinari
🌍
?
...
🐢
Me
29 minutes ago | J | 14 notes
What had she ever earned? The reward for toil had been more toil. If you dug the best ditches, they gave you a bigger shovel.
-  Terry Pratchett, Carpe Jugulum (via werunyonder)
29 minutes ago | J | 10 notes
30 minutes ago | J | 72 notes
Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying “End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH,” the paint wouldn’t even have time to dry.
- Terry Pratchett, Thief of Time (via n0b0by)
33 minutes ago | J | 44 notes

Nikolaj Coster-Waldau / Jaime Lannister - Chained

33 minutes ago | J | 13 notes

The Night Watch. They were in the Night Watch because they were too scruffy, ugly, incompetent, awkwardly shaped or bloody-minded for the Day Watch. They were honest, in that special policeman sense of the word. That is, they didn’t steal things too heavy to carry. And they had the morale of damp gingerbread.
Night Watch by Terry Pratchett.

The Night Watch. They were in the Night Watch because they were too scruffy, ugly, incompetent, awkwardly shaped or bloody-minded for the Day Watch. They were honest, in that special policeman sense of the word. That is, they didn’t steal things too heavy to carry. And they had the morale of damp gingerbread.

Night Watch by Terry Pratchett.

35 minutes ago | J | 14 notes
url request

elf-friend-frodo

40 minutes ago | J | 1,288 notes
yarrowandstone:

Vlad de Magpyr (c) Terry Pratchett

yarrowandstone:

Vlad de Magpyr (c) Terry Pratchett

2 hours ago | J | 24 notes
This was a bit of a slur on Nobby, Vimes had to admit. Nobby was human, just like many other officers. It was just that he was the only one who had to carry a certificate to prove it.
3 hours ago | J | 38 notes

niente-dal:

lotr meme: ten scenes [5/10] → the lighting of the beacons

thE BEACONS OF MINAS TIRITH

THE BEACONS ARE LIT

GONDORCALLSFORAID

3 hours ago | J | 15,330 notes
accioakhaten:

The Optimist (2010 - 2013)

accioakhaten:

The Optimist (2010 - 2013)

3 hours ago | J | 100 notes

themindofshmell:

Anonymous asked: Stannis Baratheon or Robb Stark

Stannis is pure iron, black and hard and strong, yes, but brittle, the way iron gets. He’ll break before he bends.
3 hours ago | J | 18 notes
artsytarts:

To be honest with you, I already feel sort of sorry for the bloke who’s lurking around in the shadows. You think you can just sneak up on Sam Vimes? Think again. And if you are stupid enough to try, he will make your life very, very miserable indeed. As he will surely remind you, on the streets of Ankh-Morpork only a clever copper becomes an old copper. And Vimes is a very, very, err… clever copper.
You can find a more detailed version of it on Deviantart.

artsytarts:

To be honest with you, I already feel sort of sorry for the bloke who’s lurking around in the shadows. You think you can just sneak up on Sam Vimes? Think again. And if you are stupid enough to try, he will make your life very, very miserable indeed. As he will surely remind you, on the streets of Ankh-Morpork only a clever copper becomes an old copper. And Vimes is a very, very, err… clever copper.

You can find a more detailed version of it on Deviantart.

4 hours ago | J | 39 notes
ironfounderson:

Young Sybil Ramkin by mjOboe

ironfounderson:

Young Sybil Ramkin by mjOboe

4 hours ago | J | 24 notes

I made myself the Prince of Winterfell, he thought, and from that came all of this.

5 hours ago | J | 179 notes