Porcupinos Non Sodomy Est
"I believe you find life such a problem because you think there are the good people and the bad people. You are wrong, of course. There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides."
- Lord Havelock Vetinari
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It’s a metaphor of human bloody existence, a dragon. And if that wasn’t bad enough, it’s also a bloody great hot flying thing.
- Terry Pratchett, “Guards! Guards!
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joffersbaratheon:

Never call him that! Ramsay Bolton, not Ramsay Snow, never Snow, never, you have to remember his name, or he will hurt you.

He is welcome to try. Whatever name he goes by

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yukikoamagi:

I really hope the last scene of asoiaf is just Benjen climbing over the wall, looking around to see what’s happened since he’s been gone, then just noping back over the wall again

1 hour ago | J | 151 notes

konidraws:

Discworld patterns!

Society6: line-up and random

Redbubble: line-up and random

1 hour ago | J | 45 notes
Rincewind had grown up in Morpork. What a Morpork citizen liked to have on his side in a fight was odds of about twenty to one, but failing that a sockful of half-brick and a dark alley to lurk in was generally considered a better bet than any two magic swords you cared to name.
- Terry Pratchett (Sourcery)
2 hours ago | J | 24 notes

kittieology:

Black Reach ~ 

i have nothing to put here.. >.> idk.. this is skyrim.. lol 

2 hours ago | J | 176 notes

lotr meme | 6 places » Minas Tirith [5/6]

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moon83:

The Houses of Westeros

by Darrin Crescenzi

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Do I make my point? I am sure I could make it somewhat pointier.
- Havelock Vetinari in Terry Pratchett’s Raising Steam (via thisismeok)
3 hours ago | J | 33 notes

doctaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:

*shows up 15 episodes late with starbucks*

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AMY'S ALPHABET: A-D | E-H | I-L | M-P | Q-T | U-W | X-Z (insp)
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Morituri Nolumus Mori *
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We who are about to die don’t want to 

Terry Pratchett (The Last Hero)

5 hours ago | J | 108 notes

margaeryen:

Game of Thrones meme: Nine characters (6/9) - Sansa Stark

"Sansa was a lady at three, always so courteous and eager to please. She loved nothing so well as tales of knightly valor. Men would say she had my look, but she will grow into a woman far more beautiful than I ever was, you can see that. She had auburn hair, lighter than mine, and so thick and soft… the red in it would catch the light of the torches and shine like copper." 

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"Sweet mother, sweet mother, send your child unto me, for the sins of the unworthy must be baptised in blood and fear.”

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