"I believe you find life such a problem because you think there are the good people and the bad people. You are wrong, of course. There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides."
- Lord Havelock Vetinari
There was a pregnant pause. It gave birth to a lot of little pauses, each one more deeply embarrassing than its parent.
- Terry Pratchett, “Going Postal”