Porcupinos Non Sodomy Est

"I believe you find life such a problem because you think there are the good people and the bad people. You are wrong, of course. There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides."
- Terry Pratchett
'One of my predecessors used to have people torn to death by wild tortoises. It was not a quick death.'
- Lord Havelock Vetinari in Terry Pratchett’s “Making Money”
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